Warn a sister man!

Why didn’t I get the ‘It’s going to be COLD memo?’ Don’t get me wrong I loooooooooove fall…in my perfect world, we’d have one season…yes, you guessed right. I love the change of leaves and the oh so subtle breeze and crashing leaves as I walk and taken in the fresh air without humidity invading my environment. Got out of my house feeling all cute and stuff in my flimsy hoodie and sandals and boy was I in for it. The walk to the bus stop was ok coz it’s early morning and I looooooooove the prospect of morning air on me. It would be my luck that the bus would be a little late today and that’s when the reality set in. It’s FREEZING out here man. Bus finally gets there and I think I’m smiling way too hard coz the driver hits on me…shauri yake…wuuhuu the HEAT is on…my body feels almost normal…arrrrrrrgh we’re at the train station too soon man…”god, I promise not to _____ if the train comes now.” Everyone musta gotten the memo apart from me and this one guy who’s wearing a muscle shirts…he looks nyamie but do dudes still wear those, to each his own. With the heat on and my body gradually warming up, my mind wonders to it’s own blissful space, only to be interrupted by some dude walking into the train with gloves on…ok this is serious..dudes normally ‘machorise’ cold, rain. Giving my self the ‘everyone is blowing this out of proportion’ speech, I graceful get off the train and briskly walk to work, in record time might I add. Thank god for the person who invented space heaters…yes all my body parts have thawed now and I can start concentrating on my productive day…